1 - Go to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.2 - Go to (http://quotationspage.com/) and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” (http://www.flickr.com/explore/interestin g/7days/) Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.4 - Use photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.5 - Post it with this text.


1 - Go to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to (http://quotationspage.com/) and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” (http://www.flickr.com/explore/interestin g/7days/) Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5 - Post it with this text.

1 year ago
Here’s a funny fact. Join your two hands as shown above.Let’s start :-The thumb represents your parents. Now try seperating them apart, and they’ll easily open. They easily seperate because you are not destined to live with your parents forever. Now join the two thumbs back together.-Next, separate your index fingers and they will open too because these fingers represent your siblings, and they’ll also lead their own lives in the future.-The middle fingers represent yourself.-Next separate your pinky(little) fingers. These fingers with open as well because, they represent your kids, who will also have a different life from yours, eventually.-Lastly, try opening your ring fingers. You can’t right, this is because the ring finger represents both you & your spouse & no matter what you’ll remain together for the rest of your life.

Here’s a funny fact. Join your two hands as shown above.

Let’s start :

-The thumb represents your parents. Now try seperating them apart, and they’ll easily open. They easily seperate because you are not destined to live with your parents forever. Now join the two thumbs back together.
-Next, separate your index fingers and they will open too because these fingers represent your siblings, and they’ll also lead their own lives in the future.
-The middle fingers represent yourself.
-Next separate your pinky(little) fingers. These fingers with open as well because, they represent your kids, who will also have a different life from yours, eventually.
-Lastly, try opening your ring fingers. You can’t right, this is because the ring finger represents both you & your spouse & no matter what you’ll remain together for the rest of your life.

1 year ago

this is for real shit.

Here are some situations that may qualify you for an annulment: You are young, want children, and your new spouse sterilized themselves the year before - all while telling you they wanted children AND you found out thirty days after your wedding ceremony. Or, you are Jewish and your new spouse is secretly a Nazi Skinhead that vows to wipe Jews off the face of the earth AND it was kept secret from you AND you found out a month after your wedding ceremony. Or, you find out your new wife is actually a man that had a sex change operation.

1 year ago
Dear Parents.Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us.We were taught to rebel since a young age.

Dear Parents.
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us.
We were taught to rebel since a young age.

1 year ago
♥ The woman came out of a mans rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. ♥

♥ The woman came out of a mans rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. ♥

1 year ago
1 year ago
This is my dad when he was a baby, & i think he looks a lot like my son does. RIP dad.

This is my dad when he was a baby, & i think he looks a lot like my son does. RIP dad.

1 year ago

Lil Wayne & Eminem - No Love.

1 year ago

(via hoesandtrolls)

1 year ago

Reblog if you’re a lip biter.

(Source: tittyminaj, via hoesandtrolls)

1 year ago